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Whose Job?

For my first entry I wanted to make sure I wrote something that everyone could find funny and everyone would relate to, I think this fits both…

Whose Job?

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everbody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done!

Bet you’ve heard excuses along these lines before? Thanks to Ulster reg no:8000 for writing this on a t-towel!!!